Body language
“Body language speaks a lot when it comes to knowing a guy that wants to date you.” — Dami Rhythms
It may — but it could also be very misleading.
You should observe the eye contact he makes with you, the way he leans toward you, and his sitting position
Proximity
The “signs” say:
People who like you are “anticipating the opportunity to become closer to you.”
Which, is true. But the problem with this is: sometimes people just like being close to others. Like, I like crowds and the middle seats on planes. I like throwing my arm around whoever is closest to me. That doesn’t mean I want to bang these people.
Leaning toward you
“They lean toward you… they just want to be close to you!” — Bustle
See above.
Feet / Toes
“The feet tend to point where the heart wants to go” — Wood
Please no more with the feet and toes. I almost never point my feet or toes toward the person I’m attracted to. We need to stop with this.
Mirroring:
The “signs” say:
“If they mimic your gestures, odds are they like you.”
Lemme be real honest: this is a basic “trick” of rapport. I’ve used “mirroring” in every single job interview I’ve been on since learning about it, and in most of the “big” in-person discussions I’ve had since.
So sure, it may indicate rapport or even desire — but that doesn’t always mean it’s sexual.
Touching
The “signs” read:
“If there’s a lot of arm-touching or ‘accidental’… grazing, take heed: that probably wasn’t an accident.” —
Bustle
“Touch is a key sign of interest that will help you develop a relationship and you can use touch.” — Dami Rhythms
“If the guy moves his head towards your direction or touches you back. That means he has interest in you.” —
Dami Rhythms
“If they’re interested, they might brush against you, or won’t move away if you brush against them.”
But like, great. You know who else touches me? My great aunt. Especially when she wants me to take a second helping of tuna casserole or something.
The other problem with this: touch can be forced. Like, when I want to
create chemistry, I can touch someone. Easy as hell. And I’m not saying everyone (o even anyone)
who does this is faking it, the reality is that “touch” is a major element in artificially creating (or maybe I should say “amplifying?”) rapport, as exemplified in pickup artist communities’ use of “kino” — touching someone in order to build comfort and attraction.
They lick their lips
Cosmo, geniuses that they are, wrote,
“When you’re into someone, you produce surplus saliva… If they quickly lick their lips or press them together, this weird phenomenon may be happening.”
Ever since I read that this was a “sign,” I’ve been hyper aware of when I do it. And lemme be real honest: I do it almost every time I talk to someone. Now to be fair, I also sometimes wanna lick people’s faces, so maybe I’m the weirdo. Though I doubt it.
ENERGY
Showing Off
Dami Rhythms wrote that people who are attracted “start talking about [themselves] a lot because he [or she] wants to prove [themselves] to you.”
Which… is partly true. But you know who else shows off? Little kids. Children run around like “look what I can do!” when they want attention.
Wanna know who else likes showing off? Hibachi chefs, strippers, and
ESFPs.
Nervousness:
The “signs” say:
“Unnecessary laughter, deep breaths, sweaty palms, fidgeting, looking away from you… [acting] anxious.” — Dami Rhythms
“If your crush appears to have butterflies when you’re around, they’re excited to be around you.”
Look, I get nervous every time I give a presentation, including the one-on-one, super casual presentation I gave to my company’s CFO. Does this mean I want to bang any of these people? NO.
They’re sensitive
Sure. Or they’re just sensitive.
You seem to put a bounce in their step
“You can tell when someone is happy to see you. If seeing you seems to enliven them, you’re on the right track.”
Probably true. Or they’re just excitable.
SPEAKING
Teasing
The “signs” say:
“If they tease you, it could signal interest. They do this to draw your attention towards them.”
Sure. Maybe sometimes. But you know who else I tease? My brother. Mercilessly. (Last time I saw him I glanced down at his belly as I went in for the “hello hug” and then said in his ear as we embraced “you’re getting fat.”)
Complimenting
The “signs” say:
“Recognize any compliments… this is a good sign.”
Lol. I compliment my mom, my sister, most of my friends, a great deal of my colleagues, and a lot of strangers. And sure, I like most of them — but sometimes I just like their haircut, or their shirt, or the way they always remember everyone’s birthday.
Asking questions
“We are very inquisitive when we’re around people who interest us. So if they’re asking tons of questions, they want to know more about you — and see more of you.” — Bustle
Yeah, or they’re just a normal person making conversation.
They don’t talk about other romantic conquests
Yeah, or they’re private. I don’t talk about my love life with anyone in my real life, and it has zero percent with me wanting to bone them all.
They ask your opinion
This is 100% personality. My sister, for example, asks everyone in her life about every decision, big or small, that she makes — from career to hair color. Others (see: me) care so little we all but forget to tell others that we’ve made them.
They listen
Come on. If this is how starved we all are for attention, I feel bad for us. This is just common courtesy, guys.
They tell you things about themselves
Guys, last week on my flight I sat next to a woman who told me all about her son, her daughter in law, her husband, where she lived, where she grew up, what kind of dog she owned… I think you get the picture. The point is: I can almost guarantee mama wasn’t “into me.” She was just bored — and chatty.
BEHAVIOR
“Running” into you
The “signs” say:
“If they turn up at certain places at a certain time of the day where you don’t expect to see they, it might be that they’ve been consciously ‘finding’ occasions to bump into you.”
Sure, maybe. Orrr they might just be running into you. Let’s calm down.
Smiling
The “signs” say,
“They smile at you.”
“According to M.Farouk Radwan, MSc, an ‘extended smile,’ or one that doesn’t fade quickly, ‘for no obvious reason,’ is real, and shows interest.”
Please don’t make me list all of the reasons that smiling is social, and doesn’t mean they want in your pants.
They invite you to meet their friends
Sure, you passed a basic barometer — they don’t think you suck — but that doesn’t automatically mean anything else.
They are nice
“It doesn’t have to be grand gestures of affection, but do they bring you a coffee after work because they know how tired you are?… Little gestures go a long way.”
Please tell me you see the flaw here. Some people are just nice. Some people (see: me) aren’t.
They stay up late with you
“Even if they have to work early in the morning. Because they can’t get enough of you, and they want to talk until 2.”
Maybe sometimes. I mean, yeah, I’ve definitely stayed on the phone until like 6 am with a dude I was into.
Buuut I’ve also stayed up with people I barely cared about, simply because I was having fun. So.
They try new things with you
See above.
Friends:
The “signs” say:
“If their friend knows that they have interest in you, they might tease them when you’re around.”
Oh, honey… Yeah, this might be true. Or they could be the sort of friends who are just giving him hell, or just wing-manning to get him laid when he’s not actually interested in much more — let alone you.
They are observant
The “signs” say:
“If you got a new haircut or changed your appearance in some way, they notice, because they’re paying attention to you.”
Please. None of my boyfriends ever consistently noticed when I got a haircut. I once dated a dude for six months without him realizing I was a vegetarian. Some people just aren’t that observant.
They engage with you on social media
Oh no.
First of all: tons of people who aren’t
actually interested engage with people on social media. I mean, I myself follow and engage with tons of people I don’t want to sleep with (or date, whatever.) Get out more.
Second: there are people I am
actually attracted to that I don’t engage with at all on social media. Namely: my boyfriend? I’ve never liked a single IG post.
They want your number
The other day my colleague asked for my number so we could carpool. Calm down.
They pick up the phone
“When it comes to plans, they just call you, instead of endlessly trying to figure things out via text.”
I’ve gone months without calling my mom. That doesn’t mean I don’t like her.
They don’t play games
“They think games are silly, and they want to be authentic with you.”
Lol, I 100% “play” with most of the people I like. You want to know the people I don’t “play” with? The ones I don’t like.
etc.
There are so many stupid signs. •
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The Signs That Matter
4. Staring (when you’re not speaking to each other)
“If they can’t stop staring… you’ve got your first clue.” — Bustle
This includes: glancing over, extending eye contact, flat-out staring, looking at you while they laugh, etc. This is especially true for dudes, and I’ve almost never found a scenario when this wasn’t true. Even when I assume the glance isn’t attraction, I very often later find out it was.
3. They want time with you
“They make plans… if they want to see you again sometime soon, they’re into you. No one wants to commit to something next Thursday unless they actually really want to spend time with you.” — Bustle
One big indicator (that you’ll likely not see, but is still there) is scheduling a party and inviting a bunch of people when you’re the only one they actually want to see. That is huge.
2. They want ALONE time — uninterrupted — with you
And “they minimize interruptions and distractions — putting their phone away, and resisting interruptions.”
If they are willing to spend along time with you, it’s probably a good sign. That being said, I have totally hung out with people one on one who didn’t make a move. So.
1. They treat you differently than anyone else
This is probably THE BIGGEST SIGN (below the actual biggest sign, below.)
Take any of the signs above — and all of the others I didn’t include — and just know that: all of these differ based on who they are and how they act with others.
Like, for me: “time” is the tell. I am normally a private person who can
spend days on end by myself, and
would rather hang out alone than with people I don’t like. I’ll flirt with anything that moves, but if I want to spend time with someone, it’s because I like them. (Or I want something from them, i.e., we work together, which also happens.)
But for other people, socializing is
just socializing and doesn’t mean that much. Their “tells” are something else — and it’s for us to figure out.
The actual biggest sign: they tell you flat out that they like you.
Obviously, if someone comes right out and tells you, “Hey, Bozo, I like you!” then they probably do! Of course, it’s no secret at that point.
Again, even if someone says it as “a joke,” it probably isn’t. They’re just looking for a positive reaction but don’t have the guts to tell you in an obvious way.
If your friend straight up tells you that they like you, take it seriously. Even if you don’t like them back, have a talk with them and let them know, in no uncertain terms, how you feel. You might be worried that you’ll lose their friendship, but it’s better than stringing them along and making them think they have a chance with you.
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